Some signs seen in the Far East, courtesy of engrish.com.
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Here, crippie, take my seat. |
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| Stolen all the way over in Maine. |  |
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Personally I'll settle for just regular lovely. |
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| But taste like cat. |  |
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Why do Hos need a separate entrance? |
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| I thought bottled water was sufficiently stupid, but bottled water in a can? |  |
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Go over there to die, please. Thank you. |
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| Good to know! |  |
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That's horrifying of discrimination. Some of my best friends are liquor heads. |
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| One of those places where the store detective follows you around one pace behind. |  |
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Oh, I've raised a couple of those. |
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| Will someone put the lettuce out of its misery, please? |  |
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Where the Hollywood crowd buy their ciggies. |
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| Don't even think of tickling him. |  |
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Why would horsebeans taste strange? |
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| A favorite with teenage girls. |  |
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Nah, I'll take some of the meow. |
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| Er … |  |
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Never found I needed any help with that. |
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| "See you after the flight, Mom." |  |
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I have stayed in hotels like that — many times, many places. |
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| The dork is delicious, but the barboo shoot kinda mushy. |  |