»  Taki's Magazine

January 9th, 2014

  You Rang, Sir?

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"The first episode of Downton Abbey's fourth season was watched by 10.2 million people in the U.S. on Sunday, a record for a series premiere on PBS." So says the BBC. That's a lot of viewers, putting the upstairs-downstairs aristocratic soap opera up there in popularity with major sporting events and Duck Dynasty.

I was one of those 10.2 million. That's as remarkable as the viewing figures themselves, since I watch almost no TV nowadays.

Second Childhood is a real phenomenon. As you make the turn into life's home stretch, early patterns reassert themselves. My own childhood joys were books and the radio; we didn't have a TV until I was twelve. I watched plenty of TV through my middle decades, but now I can't be bothered.

Another thing that happens when you get older, though, is that your kids leave home. There are no more music practices or homework to supervise, no more football games or Nutcracker rehearsals to be chauffeur for, no more driving lessons or relationship advice to give, no more sibling rivalries to arbitrate or dating partners to pass judgment on — nothing but Mom and Dad staring at each other across the living room, desperately trying to think of something to talk about other than the dog's bowel movements.

Well, my lady likes watching Downton Abbey, so I've been watching it with her — all the first three seasons from Netflix, then on Sunday this first episode of Season Four.

I must say, it's not bad. The plots are a bit ramshackle in places, and there are some anachronisms of speech and manner; but the writers have succeeded in creating a little world inhabited by people whose fates you care about enough to keep watching.

It's odd that the thing should be so popular, though. The snobbish, hierarchical society it portrays is utterly at odds with the fanatical egalitarianism of our own age. Everybody is white and Anglo-Saxon-Celtic. Only prole women work, and then only as domestic servants. The lower classes defer to the upper; the upper condescend (in the old sense of treating inferiors with kindness, decency, and respect) to the lower.

Double standards abound. A male servant is threatened with arrest for stealing a kiss from another male servant. Lord Grantham scoffs at the fuss: "If I'd screamed blue murder every time someone tried to kiss me at [tony boys' boarding school] Eton, I'd have gone hoarse in a month."

It's a lost world, but not that lost. The age of domestic service wasn't so very long ago. My own mother's first paid employment was as children's nurse in a manor house — Atherston Hall, Warwickshire — though the inhabitants were gentry, not aristocrats. During the New York City mayoralty of David Dinkins, 1990-93, hardly a week went by without Dinkins reminding some interviewer that his mother had been in domestic service. Big deal: I'm 18 years younger than Dinkins.

In the U.S.A. I think domestic service lasted longer than in Britain. By 1950 the British middle and upper-middle classes were coping without cooks and housemaids. The Drayton family in Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (1967) have a live-in maid, if memory serves.

The American domestics were of course black, though they reconciled themselves to their hireling status in much the same way the Downton Abbey staff do: by a rationale of knowing one's place. One of the most memorable scenes in Guess Who's Coming to Dinner is the one in which the black maid scolds the Sidney Poitier brain surgeon character for, essentially, not knowing his place.

The idea of knowing one's place belongs to a conception of society that historian David Hackett Fischer called "hegemonic liberty," summarized by John Randolph of Roanoke in the words: "I love liberty: I hate equality." Fischer, after explaining how this notion was carried from England to the Tidewater South in the 17th century by "distressed cavaliers," the losing side in the English Civil War:

To a modern mind, hegemonic liberty is an idea at war with itself. We think of it as a contradiction in terms. This is because we no longer understand human relationships in hierarchical terms, and can no longer accept the proposition that a person's status in the world is determined and even justified by his fortune.

That's all long gone now. None of us knows his place any more. Some of us never wanted to. One of the maids at Downton Abbey, unhappy with her servant status, enrolls in a correspondence course and leaves to work as a secretary. At the other end of the social scale, Lady Edith Crawley, born to wealth and privilege, takes up the lowly and degrading occupation of writing opinion columns for publication.

My mother was one of these rebels. That spell of domestic service convinced her that any other kind of employment would be preferable, so she became a professional nurse.

I'm not sure I would have been of the same temper. In an unguarded moment once, I told an interviewer that I might give up writing to work as a butler. Domestic service is in fact making a comeback. I can't see that assisting Lord Moneybags with his toilet or supervising his kitchen is less honorable than cutting code for Mark Zuckerberg or writing copy for Rupert Murdoch. (Though a butler's employer nowadays is more likely to be a Russian oligarch or Chinese princeling.)

And hegemonic liberty, for all its inequities, had something to be said for it politically. As Fischer points out, it conformed sufficiently to the basics of human nature to be a stable foundation for a self-organizing society, needing minimal government. Fischer:

The largest possibility in this idea of hegemonic liberty lay in its conception of dominion over self … Every gentleman fell short [but] the ideal itself was pursued for many generations. At its best, it created a true nobility of character in Virginia gentlemen such as George Washington, Robert E. Lee, and George Marshall.

We could do worse.